Definite Proof Everything in Australia is Trying to Kill You

Definite Proof Everything in Australia is Trying to Kill You

Like actually. 17/26 of the world’s most poisonous snakes are in Australia. The most poisonous spider in the world calls Oz home. And they have a fish that the pain of its sting alone can be lethal. Still don’t believe me? Take a look…

  1. Saltwater Crocodiles –  some say, the animal most likely to eat a human

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    photo cred: Graeme Ferdinands from Instagram
  2. Box & Irukandji Jellyfish – venom can cause vomiting, back & kidney pain, cramps & psychological feeling of impending doom or death

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  3. Stingrays – their long tails usually have a spine and venom.

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  4. Cone Snail – venom is powerful enough to kill a human being

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  5. Blue Ringed Octopus – its poison can kill 26 adult human beings

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  6. Lionfish – have 18 venomous spines that are capable of easily penetrating human skin

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  7. Stone Fish – swimmers accidentally step on it and it injects a deadly venom

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  8. Sharks – bull sharks can swim upriver… in freshwater
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  9. Sydney Funnel-Web Spider – can kill an adult human in less than 30 min

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  10. Dingoes – It’s eating a shark. Enough said.

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  11. Paralysis Tick – oh just 1 out of 75 different kinds of ticks found in Australia

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  12. Swarming Soldier Beetles – will spray attacker with a harmful chemical fluid

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  13. Raining Spiders – travel by air using their weaved web to glide and take over entire natural areas and buildings

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  14. Giant Centipedes –  can kill and eat snakes. nbd.

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  15. Cassowaries – when provoked they are capable of inflicting injuries, occasionally fatal, to dogs and people

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  16. Snakes…

    Yellow Bellied Sea Snake

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    Eastern Brown Snake

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    SO…

    Red Bellied Black Snake

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    Tiger Snake

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    MANY..

    Mulga Snake

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    Dugite brown Snake

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    DAMN…

    Common Death Adder

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    Taipan Snake – 3rd most venomous snake in the world

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    SNAKES.

    Scrub Python – can eat a kangaroo and often sneaks into housescrocvssnake1

    K I’m just going to take some deep breaths over here and pretend I’m totally not freaking out or anything.

xx Chels

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