It’s the most wonderful time of the year — which means it’s time to break out those Ugly Holiday Sweaters! It blows my mind just how many ridiculous sweaters there are online! Want one with Santa as a Centaur? Yep, that exists. Santa and Jesus riding a dragon? See below. One with Donald Trump and Putin riding a polar bear? They’ve made it!
Don’t have one? Check out all my favorites below that you can order right from Amazon! Want even more options? I saved well over 100 different ugly holiday sweaters to this list!
Elf Christmas Sweater
Fact: If you don’t like the movie Elf you actually are the Grinch and deserve coal for Christmas. Buy and Elf sweater and get presents.
A great choice if you don’t mind people throwing balls at you all night…
EVERYONE NEEDS A LLAMA HOLIDAY SWEATER! And they’re just so darn cute!
An ugly Christmas sweater that even Kim K. would approve of!
Be a walking “your mom” joke at your next ugly sweater party! Inappropriate? Maybe. Funny? Definitely.
This one is pretty basic, I’d personally jazz it up by hot gluing some tinsel to it!
Immediately buys 1 of each… but also can we talk about how freaking funny the “veloci-rapture” sweater is hahah!
For real though, you may or may not see one of these pop up on my Instagram.
There is an oddly large amount of Mike Tyson Christmas sweaters on the internet…
Perfect for all the gym rats out there getting #gains! An alternative option: do you even gift, Santa?
Had to add another Llama sweater because this one is too punny!
Perfect for an ocean lover! There is also this bizzare caroling cool shark one.
Who doesn’t love a good “That’s What She Said” Joke!
Frat stars rejoice at the Natty Light Christmas Sweater!
I had no idea Armadillo Christmas sweaters existed but I’m so glad they do and I want one.
Another great ugly holiday sweater that’s bound to bring the fun and games to you!
Darth Vader believed in Santa. This sweater is perfect for Star Wars fans!
They also have a weird alien sweater if you prefer that kind of space stuff.
There’s always that one crazy cat person that would buy this sweater to wear for real… So. Many. Cat. Sweaters.
I would be shocked if you didn’t find one you liked out of all those gems, but if you want even more options, I saved nearly 200 more ugly holiday sweaters to this list on my Amazon page!
Happy Holidays!
xx Chels
